HEALTH FORUM

Following on from the cooing at babies bollocks....

Everythings too damn PC these days and you have to walk on metaphorical
eggshells to protect the rights of just about anyone. I was kicked out of
a job recently for a throwaway handover joke which went along the lines of
watch out for the stalker on site. The nurse in question went straight to
the ND claiming that she was put under psychological trauma at the thought
of this imaginary shadow person walking about the place with her name on his
rabid lips.

Whatever happened to a sense of humour? Gone are the days when you could
hide in a dead patients casket and jump out on students, lock juniors in
the haunted isolation ward and accidentally spill dilute savlon over
relatives pretending it is urine. You cant even spike a SHOs drink with
Picolax these days. To hell in a handcart, thats where were going, I tell
you.

Tom