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PostPosted: 2004-01-27 19:39:08
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W.R wrote in message
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> Okay folks,

> Please check out the side effects of the following drugs
> Kytril, Anzemet, Decadron. You can locate the information as
> www.gettingwell.com and entering the
> name of the drug.
> Just to list some of the effects here: Hypotension, Bradycardia,
> Tachycardia, fever, Dyspepsia, Anorexia
> Vertigo, Dysuria, Ischemia, Glaucoma, Torn Tendons, Protruding Eyeballs,
> Reduced resistance to infection

Ah, a combined treatment! Wonderful news, W.R., but you forgot to mention
how much I should prescribe for the Protruding Eyeballs? Id imagine theyd
be quite useful for the Vertigo sufferer as the ground would clearly appear
to be much closer. Thanks for the tip!

> These drugs have been approved and are in use for patients to assist in
> reduction of nausea and vomiting
> for cancer patients.

... Consider that a stomach-removal is probably the only other alternative,
I think Ill let my patients suffer Dyspepsic Tachycardic Torntendrialis
instead. Sometimes its a case of better the devil you know!

> Slow down and think here - The FDA has stated these drugs are safe for
> use -- would you personally want to
> take these drugs with those side effects mentioned ?

If I had those side effects I dont think Id be able to find the drug, let
alone swallow it. And besides, a doctor should NEVER experiment with his
own medication; there are plenty of perfectly good paying patients for that.

> We want to introduce products to the U.S. called MorningWell and
TravelWell
> that through sound and music relieve nausea and vomiting. Nothing enters
> the body - and there are no side effects or possibility of overdose.
> However, the FDA is stating to us that we need to prove its safe.

I too experimented with sound therapy, often strapping 300Watt Boomers to
constipated patients to try and assist with their bowel movements. The
theory was that a strong enough bass drum kicking away below their kidneys
might shake the stools loose and result in a breakthrough cure. My success
rate was good until we found that Grateful Dead records produced sever
diahorrea, and Kylie Minogue gave most people wind ...

> Does anyone see the oxymoron here ?

... Theres one sitting just to the left of you. Oh sorry, youre near a
mirror ... OH! OXY-moron .... Sorry.

> The FDA is allowing the use of drugs
> which from the side effects can make your health worse - however we have
to
> prove that sound and music is safe ?

Sometimes the only safe way is to sing, and rush over the mountains as
quickly as you can ... Ask any Von Trapp Family Singer ...

Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz
Oh you can trust me - Im a Doctor


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PostPosted: 2004-01-28 21:15:38
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Dr. Pratt trolled ...
> Does anyone see the moron here ?

Yup, we saw you.

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