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W.R wrote in message
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Ah, a combined treatment! Wonderful news, W.R., but you forgot to mention
how much I should prescribe for the Protruding Eyeballs? Id imagine theyd
be quite useful for the Vertigo sufferer as the ground would clearly appear
to be much closer. Thanks for the tip!


... Consider that a stomach-removal is probably the only other alternative,
I think Ill let my patients suffer Dyspepsic Tachycardic Torntendrialis
instead. Sometimes its a case of better the devil you know!


If I had those side effects I dont think Id be able to find the drug, let
alone swallow it. And besides, a doctor should NEVER experiment with his
own medication; there are plenty of perfectly good paying patients for that.


I too experimented with sound therapy, often strapping 300Watt Boomers to
constipated patients to try and assist with their bowel movements. The
theory was that a strong enough bass drum kicking away below their kidneys
might shake the stools loose and result in a breakthrough cure. My success
rate was good until we found that Grateful Dead records produced sever
diahorrea, and Kylie Minogue gave most people wind ...


... Theres one sitting just to the left of you. Oh sorry, youre near a
mirror ... OH! OXY-moron .... Sorry.


Sometimes the only safe way is to sing, and rush over the mountains as
quickly as you can ... Ask any Von Trapp Family Singer ...

Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz
Oh you can trust me - Im a Doctor

Dr. Pratt trolled ...

Yup, we saw you.

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