HEALTH FORUM

An asshole isnt something you want to dwell upon, I can assure you, but
there are some important points to be made if you want to get the best from
yours;

1) Hide your asshole at ALL times. Some people can not resist a casually
placed asshole and will take any opportunity to have you part company with
it. Make sure you lock your doors while sitting in a traffic jam.

2) Children find assholes both entertaining and useful, often hiding
stones or small toys in them. If a child persists in this behaviour its
likely he may need psychiatric assistance, or a damned good smack.

3) Remember, with the proper care your asshole may last you a lifetime.
Always use A-rated batteries and never expose it directly to the sun.

5) Your asshole may become inflamed during pregnancy, so if youre
affected do NOT attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery.

Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz
Oh you can trust me - Im a Doctor ...

Dr. Pratt trolled...


Is he insane, or just your average teenage porn merchant?
I think we should be told!