HEALTH FORUM

Periods are Gods way of punishing men for not keeping their women pregnant
enough. Women crave the condition of pregnancy. and its a mans
responsibility to make sure that if she isnt pregnant then at least shes
trying.

Large industries have grown as a result of the Monthly Cycle, selling
towels and internal devices all aimed at protecting society from the
unhygenic act of bleeding from the genitals. Fortunately these have kept
our swimming pools and rivers clean for thousands of years, but they only
cover up the symptoms and hide the fact that only a full and bountiful womb
can ever hope to keep a woman off the drip.

A womans body is designed to go on bleeding well into middle-age, or until
its replaced by the Menopause, and in either case the only effective
treatments are chocolate, deodorant and distance ...

Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz

Dr. Pratt prattled...

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