HEALTH FORUM

If youre unfortunate enough to recieve a lethal injection, follow the
following instructions immediately:

1) Place your hands beneath a cold, running tap.

This will take away the initial sting from the lethal injection, and help
the would to heal. Dont forget to conserve the water so that you can make
some tea.

2) Rub butter on the affected area

Remember only to use unsalted butter, and dont be tempted to cut corners by
using margarine.

3) Ask a friend for the kiss of life

This wont actually help your condition, but you might get lucky and wind up
having intercourse before you die.

4) Call a doctor right away.

Your doctor is a busy man, with thousands of patients to avoid everyday. If
he cant get round to avoiding your lethal injection immediately its
probably because hes dealing with a life threatening situation.

Have a little patience and Ill be round - oh, shall we say next Wednesday
...?

Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl
Oh you can trust me - Im a Doctor!

Dr. Partz wrote...

But suppose the State Of California has your hands secured with leather
straps, and execution chamber has no running water?

Sheesh! Amateur First Aiders - Come back St John Ambulance; always sensible
advice!!


Andrew Heenan
Real Nurse
http://www.realnurse.net/

Andrew L. J. Heenan wrote in message
news:400d362f 1@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...

My dear Andrew, if your managment cant afford running water in your
Execution Chamber its unlikely theyll be able to afford lethal injections
either. The probability is theyre simply administering a placaebo,
designed to fool you into THINKING youve had one.

Best regards
Dr. Partz
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl/drpartz