HEALTH FORUM

Hello everyone,

Following his recent amputation, Mr. Harris claims to still feel both his
arms, even though one of them is missing.

This may not seem out of the ordinary; I understand many amputees experience
whats known as Phantom Limb Syndrome.

However, whats surprising about this situation is that several of my female
patients claim to have felt the phamtom limb too, especially in the shower
room and the ladies lavatory. To make matters worse, the amputated arm also
claims to be able to still feel Mr. Harris, and were given to believe this
is true following yesterdays demonstration of sponaneous ejaculation.

Were lost as to how we should proceed; should we wait to see if the phamtom
limb simply goes away of its own accord, or should we amputate Mr. Harriss
legs to hinder its movements around the Home?

Best wishes
Helga Walters (Housekeeper)
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl

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