HEALTH FORUM

Hello everyone,

Thanks to a fortunate windfall we find outselves the proud owners of 200Lbs
of cellulite! This couldnt have come at a better time; Dutch winters are
cold, and the addition of an extra layer of fat will certainly help keep my
pensioners warm.

However, I cant seem to locate the blow setting on the vacuum cleaner,
and the balloon-pump we used at Christmas simply goes soggy after two
fillings. Unless I start squirting the cellulite soon the slits will all
heal up, and I certainly cant risk cutting Mrs. Scroater again.

Does anyone have a collection of airbrushes I could possibly borrow?
Failing that some guidance on how to attach small hosepipes to a Soda Stream
may do the trick.

Best wishes
Helga Walters (Housekeeper)
Little Boxes Nursing Home
http://www.littleboxes.nl